No, I am not talking about the iPad or iPhone game called Angry Birds. I am talking about the angry birds that are following my car. They must be following the car because they keep leaving evidence that they were there. I know, that I know, you know what I am talking about.
Thursday morning when I got finished with my work out, I came home and noticed how pathetic my car looked. You guessed it, more bird poo all over the car. My Lincoln Town Car is a dark green color, therefore the bird poo, which is always white, shows up wonderfully. It looks like my car has been in a paintball fight and lost.
I could not take it any longer, so on Thursday morning, I hand washed my car. It only takes about 30 minutes to do the job right. I drive out to Kiawah and parked my car and gave it no more thought. I get off of work yesterday evening, and go out to my car to leave, and guess what. More bird poo ALL OVER my car. Yet again, it looks like it was in a paint ball fight and lost. This morning on my way to work I decided not to wash the car, but just take the hose and rinse the bird poo off the car. I got to Kiawah this morning and got out of the car and guess what I saw on the roof of my car? Yes, you guessed it, more bird poo. REALLY?